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I’m getting really emotional right now. She just gets me. Like I’d do anything for her. Such as wreck bitches in the face with bricks..srsly. She always takes care of me when I’m drinking or smoking my life away (even if I do try to choke her) I legit had to explain to my ex today why there was a half eaten penis lollipop on my end table. I told him it was b.c I was giving Abby a blow job lesson…is that weird? He didn’t think so, but that’s cause he’s used to our love for each other. When we were together he would always joke around and say “If Abby had a penis you wouldn’t need me..” But like, it was true. I fucking love the shit outta that bitch. Okieee I’m done xoxox

One time, Abby told me that Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band started playing on her Pandora channel and even though it has no significance to her she got really sad b.c she knows how sad I am when I hear it. Like that’s a true best friend right there.

sooo

I’m waiting to be picked up and I’m sitting by a mirror and my tits are out to play today. I was about to have a nip slip, and I thought about how Abby can always tell when that’s about to happen. You know you’re best friends when you can sense a nip slip. Either that or the poor girl has been exposed to my breasts way too many times. Either way, were still best friends. xoxox